A Seizure A Day Will Keep the Nurses Away
|Let me see you fake another seizure!|
I started to ask what I could do to help when a male doctor walked in. Sensing something wasn't quite right about the patient's "seizure," the doctor called out the patient's name and asked him what was going on. The patient temporarily halted his seizure and turned and looked at the doctor. He then went back to his "seizure," apparently hoping everyone had just missed his seizure "time out." Too late. The doctor had called his bluff.
All of the nurses, myself included, were in a state of shock. Who fakes a seizure just to have a bunch of nurses touch your naked body? One of my male co-workers says "It depends on the nurses." One of the nurses responded "Next time you get to dry him off."